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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by larry_minn, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Dec 16, 1999
    Immigrant Joke


    A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
    the United States. He stops the first person he sees
    walking down the street and says, "Thank you
    Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
    giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and
    free education!"

    But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
    "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here
    in America !"

    The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
    sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you
    for the wonderful America !"

    That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
    Middle East , I am not an American!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks uspiciously, "Are
    you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia !"
    So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the

    The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and

    "Probably at work!"