Saving up

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  1. okie

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    On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband.

    Rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop.

    The waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the woman's appearance.

    "Honey, you're just a young thing," she remarked, "but you look like hell. What's up?"

    "I've been double-crossed," the miserable bride moaned. "When he said he'd been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!"