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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow
    attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight
    sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat down
    at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinkle
    in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.
    Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room
    and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her
    voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.
    The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for
    his morning cigar.
    As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said,
    "Honey, I don't understand it. Here you are a young bride with an old
    husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."
    "That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for
    60 years and I thought he was talking about money!"
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    LMAO!!! ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z