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Saved a Buck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Abe's son Morris arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face. "Dad, you'll be so proud of me," Morris said, "I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!" "Morris, you are a stupid boy!" said Abe, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved $12.00!"
     
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    Reminds me of that old Chinese proverb:

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired. But man who runs behind car gets exhausted.;f
     

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    Thats a good one. Forgot that one, been a long time;f ;f