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Satanist?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    There was a young woman names Wendy that decided to become a Satanist and told everyone she knew about her decision.

    She went to the local library and checked out every book on the topic and spent hours every day reading and studying the text intensely.

    Finally after weeks of study she felt she was ready to serve her new master and went out to buy all the materials she would need.

    She disappeared into her workshop and came out with all these wonderful toys and began to distribute them to all the kids and even some of the adults in her neighborhood to further her new beliefs and religion!

    Toys, toys and more toys, more than anyone could imagine in every shape, color and size.

    One day one of her friends stopped her on the street and asked “Wendy what is with all these toys?” Wendy replied excitedly, “This is part of my new belief system and a way to serve my new master!”

    Wendy’s friend stopped for a minute and then sheepishly asked, “Didn’t you once tell me that you were very dyslectic?”

    :freak:
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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  4. cavscout

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    I'm guessing it is implying Santa. Still don't make sense though.
     
  5. blue0623

    blue0623 2B1ASK1

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    Glad I'm not the only one who did not get that!!
     
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