One fine Sunday morning the congregation was listening intently as the Minister delivered an exceptionally fine sermon ... when suddenly the double doors to the church were flung open with such force that dust fell from the rafters... And standing in the doorway was Satan himself.. resplendent in red robes and smelling slightly of sulfer. All the people got up and ran to the pulpit and stood behind the Minister... but when the Minister paled then turned and ran panic ensued with people running every which way desperate to escape... All but one frail and elderly man who just calmly sat in the pew watching. Satan noticed the old man and strode down the center aisle to stand at the end of the pew. The old man calmy looked over... then ignored him. Curious at this response Satan went and sat down beside the old man and said: "Do you know who I am?" To which the old man calmly replied: "Yep." Satan then asked: "Aren't you afraid of me?" And the old man looked Satan square in the eye and said: "Afraid of you? Hell, I've been married to your sister for 35 years!"