here's a good one for christmas time... The time came for Santa to do his flight review so he set it up with the local FSDO. after doing the normal paperwork checkout it was time for the flight. the examiner tells Santa to go do his normal preflight on the sleigh and reindeer and he'll meet him out on the ramp. five minutes later the examiner strolls out with his headset, flight bag, and a 12 gauge shotgun. Santa looking a little stunned asks what the shotgun is for. the examiner replies "your here for a multi-engine checkout right? i'd be prepared to lose and engine..."