A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $4.50 Chicken Sandwich: $5.50 Hand Job: $15.00 He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"