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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    Cheese Sandwich: $4.50
    Chicken Sandwich: $5.50
    Hand Job: $15.00

    He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

    "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
     
  2. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:


    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    HANDJOB: $10.00


    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
     

  3. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Yup, you have to be quick around me. Although sometimes someone else will beat me to the punch.

    Have a great day, Lethal. Hope to see you at a match sometime soon...

    Mrs G-R (aka Pat)