San Francisco's new DA won't prosecute public urination...

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  1. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    Seriously... you won't let anyone pee in your shower and you're gonna ask that question?!


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  2. harold63

    harold63 I'm not retired

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    I don't even shake, anymore. Doesn't do any good. You're still getting dribbles, no matter what, once you pass 50.
     

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    50? C'mon. That's not old. You're just not shakin' it hard enough or long enough...

    Oh, sorry.
     
  4. harold63

    harold63 I'm not retired

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    An old lineman friend of mine told me about a job he had in South America. They had a public restroom for men and women, at some stable. No doors for privacy. Just go in, relieve one's self, and resume to the world.
     
  5. Blanton

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    Why is anyone surprised or dumbfounded by anything that happens in California anymore?
     
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  7. harold63

    harold63 I'm not retired

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    I hate to be harsh, but I can't wait for it to break off and sink in the ocean. I hope all GT's, living there, get out before that happens. :oops:
     
  8. hammerkill

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    Let them waller in their own filth. Eventually diseases will emerge and spread causing mass sickness.
     
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  9. harold63

    harold63 I'm not retired

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    Hopefully after it breaks off and sinks in the ocean. Don't need no urine trails coming this way. ;););)
     
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    Just read where 13 cities and 1 county have changed local codes that ban natural gas lines to the home......... because of climate change. No gas cooktops or water heaters.

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  11. manfred the wonder d

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    How about these bums exposing themselves in front of your daughters and wives? I was just urinating.
     
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  12. sombunya

    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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  13. G26-Has-my-6

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    there should be billboards with the address of this new DA urging all citizens to pee on his property.
     
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  14. MulletLoad

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    1. Are you an undocumented migrant with prior convictions?
    2. Is the gun stolen and you somehow "found" it?
    3. Did you play with it and shoot a young girl in the head who then died?

    If you answered YES to all of the above, you are hereby released with no charges. Please see the corrections clerk to pick up your belongings, we are deeply shamed for profiling and exhibiting our biases toward you, we remain available for depositions if you choose to seek monetary punitive damages that you probably deserve for your inconvenience.

    Sincerely,
    The SFO District Attorney's Office


    No since you probably don't qualify for the above, and demonstrated a lack of faith in our government authority and our definition of a secure city, you can expect a long trial on multiple charges and a recommendation for maximum sentencing to the Pelican Bay Penitentiary for your insolence.
     
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    Good, I can pee on the sidewalk if the need arises.
     
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    To be honest after seeing the first responder response to gas emergencies I would prefer no gas to my house. If my furnace goes out at some point I might go all electric in the house. Tell PG&E to cap it at the curb.
     
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    Just 5 years ago I would have said you are ok. Now I am not sure.

    I'll still go but I am out of there before dark. I tend to stay on the windward side of the city. Less people, easier in and out, less drama in general over there. Market Street? **** that.
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    Didn’t read the 3 pages, did anyone ask about pooping?
     
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    Why would anyone sane want to live there? I have no desire to visit there or California in general.