Sam: Daddy I want to be a cop. Me: Why? Sam: Because they use guns! Me: Uh... I know some cops and many times they only get to use one once in a great while. In fact some of them can't shoot for... um, shoot bad. Sam: Oh. <sniffle> Me: Well if you like guns and want to blow stuff up, um... become a Marine. Ya. If you're good at it, you get more gun then you know what to do with! Sam: OK! <runs off> <3 days later> Mommy: Sam is going around telling everyone he's going to be a Marine. Do you know anything about that?!? Me: Nope.