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Salesman of the year

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Salesman of the Year

    A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.

    Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how youdid." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came own. "How many sales did you make today?"

    The kid says, "One."

    The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people
    average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

    Kid says, "$101,237.64."

    Boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"

    Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
    fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.

    Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4
    Blazer."

    The boss said,"A guy came in here to buy a
    fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

    Kid says,"No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Okie, that's one of the best I've heard in a long time!!!:) :) :)