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Safeway apologizes for banning 4-year-old

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Badger54, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Security Guard - what's his GT handle. :rofl:

    I think I met his older brother on a completely deserted burnt-out ancient Par 3 golf "course" about 15 years ago. The D-bag was somehow cutting the brown lifeless grass and decided to tell me what was what.

    "Sir. You need to play the holes in order or I'll have to ask you to leave."

    "I purchased an all-day pass. . . AND I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE!"

    "Sir. One more reply and I'll ask you to leave. Now please play the holes in order."

    :rofl:
     

  2. NDcent

    NDcent Socially Inept

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  3. noway

    noway

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    As a PT-security guard this moron made my day. Heck I 've seen some dumb guards, but to ban a 4year for life and made her sign on a piece of paper is funny as ****.


    I too believe he's a GT member :rofl:
     
  4. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    Noway am I going to tell you. :animlol: :whistling:
     
  5. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    On a serious note, I say the guard did the right thing. It's for the children, right? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    punny!!!! Rotfl!
     
  7. treeline

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    Yeah, everyones an expert. At least the security guard went home safe that night.
     
  8. wjv

    wjv Zip It Stan Lee.. . .

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    "I would, but you keep moving". . .
     
  9. Hamilton Burger

    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    There used to be a really nice uniformed guard at our Safeway. His name was Ramjet, and he rarely wore a shirt under his guard jacket. I suspect that he literally gave someone the shirt off his back. He did wear pointy-toed slippers to work because his feet were bad. Whenever I saw him I wanted to get him a chair.
     
  10. Kevinr20

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    Was the girl open carrying?
     
  11. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. :0 That will teach that kid. I do wonder what the instructions were that the guard was given? I bet he was told "ZERO tolerance" So he followed what he was "told" Would be a hoot if he had copy of forms he signed that said that....
     
  12. Badger54

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    That may have prevented this lol.:p

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