Safety Drill A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "'And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs.' Tammy said to her husband Doug, "I can't bend that far these days!" Doug replied with a smile, "Well then, you'll just have to put your head between my legs." Tammy looked wide-eyed at Doug, and asked, "If my head were between your legs, where could you put your head?" "My love," replied Doug, "if you've got your head between my legs, I won't give a damn where my head is!"