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Safety Drill

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Safety Drill


    A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers
    the safety drill. Near the end she said, "'And in the
    event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head
    between your legs.'

    Tammy said to her husband Doug, "I can't bend that far
    these days!"

    Doug replied with a smile, "Well then, you'll just
    have to put your head between my legs."

    Tammy looked wide-eyed at Doug, and asked, "If my head
    were between your legs, where could you put your head?"

    "My love," replied Doug, "if you've got your head between
    my legs, I won't give a damn where my head is!"