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Safari holiday

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two men are talking in the pub about thier forthcoming holidays.
    "I'm taking my wife on an African Safari." Said the first man.
    his friend asked "Isn't that a bit dangerous? What would you do if a ferocious Lion attacked her?"
    "Nothing!" Replied the first man.
    "What?? You wouldn't do anything?"
    "Nah." Said the first man "Let the stupid bloody lion fend for itself!"