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Rusty Chevrolet Lyrics

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Nov 11, 2006.

  1. Blitzer

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    Artist: Yoopers Da Lyrics
    Song: Rusty Chevrolet Lyrics


    1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
    IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
    DOWN THE ROAD I GO
    SLIDING ALL THE WAY
    I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
    I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
    MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
    BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

    CHORUS:
    RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
    THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
    I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
    AND THEN I START TO PRAY
    THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
    THE RADIO IT'S OK
    OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
    THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

    2. I WENT TO THE IGA
    TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
    I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
    AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
    SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
    RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
    I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
    TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

    (REPEAT CHORUS)

    3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
    IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
    PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
    I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
    I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
    TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
    CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
    IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

    (REPEAT CHORUS)