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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the
    pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
    figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Russ hadn't
    shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since
    the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't
    know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had
    happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ,
    but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there
    sat Russ!

    Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
    he said, "For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to

    Russ replied, "I have been in jail."

    "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"

    "Well," Russ said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress
    at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"

    "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"

    "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years
    old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'."

    "The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury."