Limbaugh yesterday offered a novel idea. When you fill out the the upcoming census, go to the bottom of the long list of racial choices, check the "other" box, and write in "American". This works for me on several levels. The census is constitutionaly required so lying, or just writing "kiss my arse" is not a viable option. But proudly proclaiming yourself an American tweaks the politicians divisive racial obsessions, and sends a clear message of patriotism and solidarity from the heartland. Imagine the shock and confusion the .gov types will suffer when 15-30 million Americans un-hyphenate and refuse to identify themselves by their skin color or the place of their ancestors birth and proudly proclaim themselves Americans, undivided by sub-species or geographical origins. What do you think?