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RUNNING EAGLE (No relation)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    On The Campaign Trail



    During a recent campaign tour of the Apache Nation, Democratic
    presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
    Native American's income by $40,000 a year.

    Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan,
    however, he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has
    voted "YES" 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.

    Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
    candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

    After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that a Running Eagle is a
    bird so full of **** that it can't fly.
     
  2. One-Of-Each

    One-Of-Each

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    Just read this earlier. Scroll down to KERRY CAMPAIGN TRAIL.:) :) :)
     

  3. nipperwolf

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    as well as Kerry native american.;)