Rules

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  1. okie

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    "Government Office Rules"

    1) If it rings, put it on hold.

    2) If it clanks, call the repairman.

    3) If it whistles, ignore it.

    4) If it's a friend, take a break.

    5) If it's the boss, look busy.

    6) If it talks, take notes.

    7) If it's handwritten, type it.

    8) If it's typed, copy it.

    9) If it's copied, file it.

    10) If it's Friday, forget it!