Routine

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A woman gets up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot's cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette.

    The phone rings. It's her fiancé saying he's coming over.

    She snubs out the cigarette, pulls down the shade, unplugs the coffee pot, puts the cover back on the parrot's cage, and gets back into bed.

    From under cover, the parrot mutters, "Well that was a short day!"