Roses Are Red

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    Sugar is sweet,
    and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting,
    the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl is empty,
    and so is your head.

    Love may be beautiful,
    love may be bliss,
    but I only slept with you
    because I was pissed.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"