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Rooster in the Hen House

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in a hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a Cock Rooster and about a dozen hens.
    One Saturday night the priest notised the cock rooster was missing. He had heard that cock fights occurred in the village and decided to question parishioners about it at church the next morning.

    At Mass , he asked the congregation, " Has anybody got a cock?"
    All the men stood up.

    "No ,no" he said , "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

    All the women stood up.

    "No ,no" he said , That's not what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that didn't belong to them?"

    Half the women stood up.

    "No, no" he said , "That's not what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock ?"

    All the Nuns , three altar boys , two priest's and a goat stood up.


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  2. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    OMG!!!! That's great!!!!

    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i


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