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Rocket Scientists

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Dec 15, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    ROCKET SCIENTISTS
    Scientists at NASA designed and manufactured a gun specifically to
    launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.

    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
    airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.


    British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.
    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
    hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.


    The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
    NASA responded with a one-line memo:

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    "DEFROST THE CHICKEN"!
     
  2. TEAK

    TEAK 1*

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaa;i ;i ;i
     

  3. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    Eddie.. Talk about "cold"..

    That's Funny!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha
     
  4. Jon509

    Jon509

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    That brings the "Cold War" to a literal meaning.