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robotic bartender...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by cashisking, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. cashisking

    cashisking

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    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only

    dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation.

    So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150."

    And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks,

    "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50."

    And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"
    ;z