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Robotic Bartender

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by cliffb, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. cliffb

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    Robotic Bartender



    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
    A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
    about
    physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
    The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

    Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
    IQ?"
    The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
    baseball, and so on.
    The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

    A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
    him,
    "What's your IQ?"
    The man replied, "70."
    The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate
    John Kerry?"