Robin Williams On Peace

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLockCowboy, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. GLockCowboy


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    I am Here
    Not sure if this one has been posted yet, but here goes:

    Robin Williams doesn't exactly share the rest of Hollywood's view!
    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what
    we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of plan
    for peace. So, here's one plan:

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
    their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
    with Germany, South Korea and every third world counties. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
    90-day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it in your country, change it yourself, don't hide here. Political asylym my butt! We don't need any more cab drivers and 711 sales clerks.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
    they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
    but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
    we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
    the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    9b. Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
    one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

  2. Wulfenite

    Wulfenite The King

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    Pretty Fly for a White Guy
    Do we even need to check Snopes on this one?