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River boat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat had to stop at the
    mouth of the river. A woman passenger demanded to know the cause of
    the delay.

    "Can't see up the river," the harassed captain replied. "Fog's too
    thick."

    "But I can see the stars overhead," the woman said.

    "Yes," the captain growled, "but unless the boilers explode, we're
    not going that way."