Riot Quotes... Heard on Live TV

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  1. 9XX19mm

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    Reporter: Sir, sir... what is your message here today?
    Protester: F-the police! F-the police!
    Reporter: Sir watch your language... childen are watching..
    Protestor: F-U b!tch! (Pushes reporter to the ground)

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    (As live coverage of looters, burning cars and buildings in the background)
    Reporter: It's just a few bad apples causing all the problems.

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    Reporter: Sir, what are you marching for today?
    Protestor: Yeah... yeah... help me get this tv in my cart first.
     
  2. Folsom_Prison

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    This fifteen year old white girl was being interviewed on the local news the other night. She was out protesting with a sign.

    She said she was out using her privilege to spread a message.

    aight then....
     

  3. 9XX19mm

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    Reporter: Some of the looters at a FootLocker in Philly were found to be only 10 years old. Parenting much?
     
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    I like how all the people being shown by the press and leftists on Twitwit, FB, etc., who have been hit with rubber bullets, pepper pellets, etc. were just walking home from the store, out for some exercise, or made a wrong turn onto a street where protesting was happening, etc., and had nothing to do with the riots, not involved at all. Those darned cops.
     
  5. HanKill

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    I've seen some good ones.

    A few nights ago there was a black guy in a yellow shirt that claimed to be the voice of Minneapolis. He was pretty good.

    I herd a reporter saying they're popping off 9mm rounds on Laura Ingraham.
     
  6. bigj480

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    Her sign must have been in cursive.
     
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    Collateral damage is a *****. :horsey:
     
  8. ReaPer105

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    Yep, prisons are full of innocent people too. Just ask any of them in there.
    Cops get wrong every single time.


    Sarcasm meter set to high...^
     
  9. The_Dan

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    Many years ago my buddy got arrested in Dallas during Texas OU weekend for fighting...he was drunk and apparently the Dallas Police didn’t like how badly he was losing a fight and mercifully sent him to the drunk tank.

    He gets released in the morning and the TV news crew is there interviewing the idiots who were arrested and he gets stopped by the reporter and asked what happened? He has a black eye, split lip, shirt with blood on the collar and mud and grass stains all over it and he looks like he just slept in the bushes. He looked the reporter in the eye and said “just in the wrong place at the wrong time” and walks off.

    I think about his drunken bar fighting stupidity when I see the amazing number of people who were also just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    it is truly amazing how often that happens.