Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 17, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday,
    with a beautiful young lady at his side.

    "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said.

    The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced at $5,000.

    "I don't think you understand, I want something very unique" he said.

    At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe.

    "Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000."

    The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

    "How are you paying?"

    "I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. I'll pick up the ring on Monday."

    Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. " You old fart, you lied... there's no money in that account."

    "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?