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Ring the bell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign
    that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

    She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman
    coming down the stairs.

    The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then
    another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his
    way to the door.

    "Well," he huffed, "what do you want?"

    "So, like, why can't you ring the bell yourself?"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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