Sitting in the bar, George asked Johnny, 40, "How come you aren't married?" "I haven't found the right woman yet," said Johnny. "So what are you looking for?" asked George. "Oh she's got to be real pretty," explained Johnny, "a good cook 'n house keeper, - well and she's got to know how to handle money, - a really nice and pleasant personality is a must, - and money, she's got to have money, - and a home, a nice big house, is what she has to have." "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" said George. "Oh, it's okay if she's crazy," said Johnny.