The RIGHT and WRONG Things to Say to a Man After Sex... RIGHT: You're the one. WRONG: Next. RIGHT: You really know how to satisfy a woman. WRONG: What the hell was that? Do you have a plane to catch or something? RIGHT: You're the best I've ever had. WRONG: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. RIGHT: What color are your eyes? WRONG: What color do you want to paint the baby's room? RIGHT: You make me forget my problems. WRONG: You make me forget I'm just fifteen. RIGHT: I think we should go away for the weekend. WRONG: I think we should go to the clinic. RIGHT: I love you. WRONG: I love you.