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Riding a horse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Little Johnny is passing his parent's bedroom in the
    middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.
    Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and
    catches his folks in the act.

    Before his dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims,
    "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

    His dad, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable
    questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his
    stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going
    to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

    Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the
    part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That littly Johny, he's got a line for everything.
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oh my yes he does.;f