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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his thing in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

    The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going cut it off, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. I'm going to set the garage on fire. You do what you have to."
    ;P ;L ;u ;4
     
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    .....And is there something wrong with that? Help me out here! ;J
     

  3. Alex_Knight

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    Intersting tactical situation to say the least.
     
  4. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    I suppose you would just pick the vise up and leave the garage.
     
  5. Alex_Knight

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    Good Point.
     
  6. Sugarfoot

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    Except it's probably bolted to a very heavy bench..

    Now what ??
     
  7. Alex_Knight

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    Well................my heavy bench is on casters........;g ;g ;g
     
  8. Sugarfoot

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    And you could make those casters roll with your equipment in a vise ??

    You must be very tall or you have a very low bench..
     
  9. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    Butt, it doesn't fit thru the doorway, and the fire burned out the overhead door motor, and melted the linkage.. ;)
     
  10. Alex_Knight

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    Small shuffle steps. Come on man, it's your twigs and berries we're talking about ! ! !

    ;f ;f ;f
     
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    ;P ROFLMAO!!!!;f ;f ;f
     
  12. 380Shooter

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    Since there is a phone in the garage, I'd call 911 just before the fire melts the phone cables!
     
  13. Menehune

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    Note to self:

    Should I ever cheat on wife, install explosive bolts on vise.

    Note to self:

    Scratch last idea, delicate equipment is too close to explosive bolts. Remember to put spare handle under edge of bench.
     
  14. Wolfgangamadeus

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    Hmmm that's a no brainer....I'd be burning to death! ;P
     
  15. Alex_Knight

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    Damnit ! ! ! ! Why won't this die ! ! ! ! ! !


    Thinking about it hurts my Pee-Pee ! ! ! ! !;G ;G ;G
     
  16. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    well...if i were being dragged nekkid by a pissed off wife towards a vice, i think my thingy would shrivel up pretty damn quick. as the vise tightened, i think it would shrivel up more.

    that combined with the fact i don't have a vice makes me oK :)
     
  17. deputydawg558

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    It's your garage....Screwdriver to replace the handle....or disassemble the hack saw, improvise a handle, or using that superhuman strength, grab the vise and turn the stupid thing with your iron grip.......Still hurts even thinking about it though;P
     
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    If I were in that situation, I would get all Macguyver(sp?) like and come up with something real quick to get out.
     
  19. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    HA HA HA Alex mispelled "testicle"
     
  20. Alex_Knight

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    Damnit ! ! !