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Revenge of the Blondes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

    A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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    WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

    No one else wants it.

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    WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

    So brunettes can remember them.

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM
    FULL OF BLONDES?

    Invisible.

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    WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

    "Has the blonde left yet? "

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    WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

    The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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    WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

    When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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    WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT
    A GREAT PARTY?

    The invitation

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN
    WITH A BRUNETTE?

    A hostage

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    WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?

    Fisher-Price

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    WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?

    It matches their mustache