Retired Floridians

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

    Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell the wife?"

    They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

    "Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

    Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants.

    Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

    "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!" she yells.

    "I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.