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Retired and loving it...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RonC, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. RonC

    RonC

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a "Nazi."

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus