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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 26, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    OBJECTIVE
    To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.

    EDUCATION
    School: Very Expensive
    Major: Not Important
    GPA: Don't Ask

    EMPLOYMENT
    NETWORK MANAGEMENT (9/96-Present) Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.
    DEBT CONSOLIDATION (4/97-12/99) Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.
    RESIDENT INHALER (9/98-6/99) Assisted all students with chemical intake from purchasing to exhaling.

    COMPUTER SKILLS
    *Solitaire *Minesweeper *On/Off Repair Method HONORS AND AWARDS
    *First Place in Miller Lite Funnel Tournament *Said Toast at brother's wedding *High Score on Theta Chi's Pin Ball Machine

    For further references, contact my mother. For positive responses, please pose all questions as though you're considering me as a law school applicant.