restroom humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    Public Restroom Humor
    Embarrassingly Funny!

    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

    And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

    Can I come over to your place after while?

    Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

    I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

    Then I hear the guy say nervously...

    "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,
    there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
    answering all my questions, bye!"