Restroom Wisdom: No wonder you always go home alone. -Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL. Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. -Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. -Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas. Beauty is only a light switch away. -Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -The Irish Times, Washington, DC. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, New York, New York. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. -The Janitor.