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Rest Room Wisdom

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Restroom Wisdom:

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    -Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
    -Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL.
    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
    -Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
    -Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY.
    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
    and tired of putting up with her crap.
    -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana.

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
    you're going to have trouble with it.
    -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    -Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    -The Irish Times, Washington, DC.

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    -Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    - Revolution Books, New York, New York.

    Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
    It makes them soggy and hard to light.
    -The Janitor.
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Truck stop in Dodge City Ks.
    Jesus Saves

    Moses Investes;i
     
  4. Muzzleloader

    Muzzleloader

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    e=mc2
    Good job Alfie, but next time show your work.
    McDermott's Men's Bathroom St. Louis
    also
    Jesus Saves, yes but Espisito scores on the rebound!
    Same place.
     
  5. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    I saw this one in a truck stop restroom, scratched on the condom machine:


    TRUCKERS-TARP YOUR LOAD!
    ;i ;i ;i