Republican and Democrat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

    The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

    The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
     
  2. VANMAN

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