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Reporters and the Marine

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  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Subject: THE REPORTERS AND THE MARINE



    News Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, and a U.S. Marine were
    hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis.

    They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader. The
    leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a
    last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any last requests?"

    Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot,
    spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
    chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
    Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job 'til the
    end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
    dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

    The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
    wish?"
    "Kick me in the ***," said the Marine."

    "What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

    "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ***," insisted the Marine.

    So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ***.

    The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from
    inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.

    In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
    carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis were dead or
    fleeing for their lives..

    As the Marine was untying Rather and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you
    just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ***?"

    "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you liberal *******s call ME the
    aggressor?!?"
     
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