Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) Denies Emitting Massive Poot on MSNBC

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  1. Boo Berry

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    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...alwell-denies-emitting-massive-fart-on-msnbc/

    Democrats’ efforts to impeach President Donald Trump are going over with the public like a juicy, wet fart.
    Seriously. Such wind was broken live on MSNBC on Monday night on the eve of the Democrats’ next round of impeachment hearings on Tuesday, where a Democrat Congressman helping lead the charge for impeachment was being interviewed by a network host. Then, mid-interview, a loud fart broke out on air.

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    When Swallwell breaks wind, they beat the dog.

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    :alex: sounds like he soiled himself. tom. :animlol::animlol::animlol:
     
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    Maybe it was his gerbil making an escape attempt.
     
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    Hardball and Fartwell are now saying that it was actually the sound of a coffee mug being dragged across the desk. Bull$#!+! That sound is not a coffee mug, and look at the way he lifts his butt up right at the precise moment. Not to mention the smirk on his face.
     
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    If you listen closely, you will see that the fart caused a pause in what he was saying.

    It’s like his brain was affected and he was incapable of coherent speech as it occurred.

    Of course, that occurs every time he opens his mouth. That’s probably why it went largely unnoticed.
     
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    " the old rules of flatulence, he who denied it supplied it "


    Never heard that one before.

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    That one I use a lot.

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    He who articulated it, particulated it!
    Whoever spoke last set off the blast!
     
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    Ergo......... Brain Fart.
     
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    Anyone catch the end of "The Five" tonight. Greg Gutfeld said he's having fried chicken for dinner, but he's going to take some Beano because he doesn't want to "pull a Swalwell." It was hilarious.
     
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    I guess he’ll need to go up a size or two on his buttplug....or have reconstruction on his “ too loose”sphincter


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    Evidently I've lived a very sheltered life with pretty sedate friends; never heard these two either.

    keep 'em comin'.
     
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    He who detected it... ejected it

    He who observed it.. served it

    He who deduced it.. produced it
     
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