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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show, a window was something you hated to clean, and ram was the cousin of a goat?

    Meg was the name of my girlfriend, and gig was something you did on stage for money; now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.

    An application was for employment, a program was a TV show, a cursor used profanity, and a keyboard was a piano.

    Memory was something that you lost with age, a CD was a bank account, and, if you had a 3 1/2" floppy, you hoped nobody found out.

    Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file, and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while.

    Log on was adding wood to the fire, hard drive was a long trip on the road, a mouse pad was where a mouse lived, and a backup happened to your commode.

    Cut you did with a pocketknife, paste you did with glue, a web was a spider's home, and a virus was the flu.

    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead.
     
  2. Westicle

    Westicle Canadian... Eh

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    S-E-X was safe and rock climbing was dnagerous
     

  3. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

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    You asked for cigarettes in a clear voice and condoms in a subdued voice?
     
  4. grenadier

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    No kidding... Three and a half feet is not exactly human...
     
  5. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Thanks for pointing out my error. I just pasted it from an email I received. Usually I catch errors, but this one slipped through.

    What an error to slip......

    Have a great day!
     
  6. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

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    I fixed it.

    You braggart, you...
     
  7. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    LOL
     
  8. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    Hehe, back in the days... ;)
     
  9. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    LMAO! ;f