There were two rednecks walking toward each other down the street. One of them was carrying a sack. When they met up, the other redneck asked, ?Whatcha got in that there sack?? The redneck with the sack replied, ?Just some chickens.? The other redneck said, ?If I guess how many chickens are there in that there sack, can I have one?? The redneck with the sack answered, ?I?ll give ya both of them if you get it right.? So, the other redneck thought and thought, and he finally said, ?Five??