Rednecks need their just rewards

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Rednecks need their just rewards!!!

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time
    to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a
    culture that values home, family, country and God.

    If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten
    my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to
    back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --
    that's what rednecks are made of.

    I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same,
    pass this on to your redneck friends.
    Ya'll know who ya' are...

    You might be a redneck if:
    It never occurred to you to be
    offended by the phrase,
    "One nation, under God."

    You might be a redneck if:
    You've never protested about seeing the
    10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

    You might be a redneck if:
    You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You stand and place your hand over your heart
    when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You treat Viet Nam vets with great
    respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You've never burned an American flag.

    You might be a redneck if:
    Owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You must work and pay your own way through life.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
    to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You respect your elders and,
    expect your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    When you got this email from me, it's because I believe
    that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to
    have the same beliefs as those talked about in this
    email.
     
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    vafish

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  3. Arrkhal

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    Actually, burning is how you're supposed to dispose of a flag, if it gets too old and ratty to fly.
     
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    Mathurian Joyous Reaper

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    Redneck and proud of it!
     
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    Mighty HD Got Wax?

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