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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need
    me some perfection. How much is a pack a' deem rubbers going to cost me?"

    The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

    To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gad a' mighty, don't they stay on by
    themselves."
     
  2. vafish

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    How do rednecks practice safe sex?



    They paint an X on the backs of the sheep that kick.
     

  3. chuckmanley83

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    haha....great jokes! I never heard the Tacks one.
     
  4. silentpoet

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    That also helps the rednecks that are masochists.
     
  5. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    :rofl: Yeah, Tax indeed. You'd think that they could use RUBBER CEMENT instead !! :rofl: