Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
    1.. to be shot
    2.. to be hung
    3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
    So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
    Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
    They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
    The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
    So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
    The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"