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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. okie

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    An old redneck had been working industriously with a stub pencil and a piece of paper. Suddenly he looked up and smiled. He exclaimed, "Doggoned it Maw, if I ain't done learned to write."

    Maw got up and looked at the lines scrawled across the paper. "What does it say" ?

    "I don't know", the redneck replied, "I ain't learned to read yet."