Redneck Vacation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gambino, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. Gambino


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    Apr 30, 2004
    Waynesboro, Mississippi
    > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
    > Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
    > for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little
    > different."
    > "The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
    > Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
    > Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
    > "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
    > and Earlene got pregnant again."
    > "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
    > didn't get pregnant again."
    > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
    > that's different?"
    > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."