> > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when > Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready > for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little > different." > > "The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. > Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to > Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant." > > "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, > and Earlene got pregnant again." > > "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene > didn't get pregnant again." > > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year > that's different?" > > Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."